I Love This Joke

Of course y'all heard of the guy who went to the Broadway agent and said "I wanna be a star. I wanna have my name in lights! I wanna make a million dollars."And the agent said: "th
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Justine:
She has kids and work but she makes plenty of time to go out with her sister.
(25 September 2019)

Aisha:
Why did this guy get me thinking of him so much?
(25 September 2019)

Aisha:
Two weeks later here i am still thinking of him and playing with the idea of moving back.
(25 September 2019)

Madelaine:
I thought that would be too soon and we would need to do it closer to day 14 and not day 8...
(25 September 2019)

Madelaine:
Does it sound like I could be pregnant even though we did it the day after my period ended?
(25 September 2019)

Madelaine:
Usually period cramps for me start a few days before, not a week.
(25 September 2019)

Madelaine:
Breasts are slightly tender but not that much.
(25 September 2019)

Madelaine:
It is now 8 days before my next period is due and today I've had a 'full' bloated kind of feeling in my lower abdomen, and mild cramps in my lower back and abdomen.
(25 September 2019)

Madelaine:
About 3-5 days after that (I can't remember exactly) I felt pinching cramps on one side of my lower abdomen which felt like ovulation but I thought it was too early for that and cervical mucus didn't really match what is expected for ovulation.
(25 September 2019)

Madelaine:
My partner and I want to start having kids and are both 30. My partner went on holiday to see his family and we last did it the day after my period ended (day 8) and I have a fairly typical 28 day cycle, sometimes shorter sometimes longer.
(25 September 2019)