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Jonie:
Can you wish that my crush breaks up with her boyfriend soon?
(3 September 2019)

Jonie:
Can you wish that she breaks up with him soon?
(3 September 2019)

Jonie:
We talk in class but then she opened her phone and it has a photo of her with her guy.
(3 September 2019)

Jonie:
I really like this girl, way before I knew that she has a boyfriend.
(3 September 2019)

Barbie:
How do I go about getting a divorce?
(3 September 2019)

Barbie:
We are not hostile towards each other, but I feel like being 2000 miles apart with contrasting divorce laws, things may get complicated.
(3 September 2019)

Barbie:
Or would it not matter since I m a resident of North Carolina?
(3 September 2019)

Barbie:
Would me getting an attorney be worth anything?
(3 September 2019)

Barbie:
We both have legal residency in North Carolina.
(3 September 2019)

Barbie:
I live in Cali and she lives in North Carolina.
(3 September 2019)