Lasagne and 2(x)ist

Yesterday I had an all morning meeting followed by a mad dash to a 2 pm appointment. That meeting took an hour (what I'd hoped) but I was collared by one of the attendees and that conversation too
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Maragaret:
The thing is, I was having sex with his friend Tyler the other day, and he didn't even notice.
(1 October 2019)

Maragaret:
They've all started refusing sex.
(1 October 2019)

Maragaret:
My boyfriend found out about my penis, and now he's telling all of his friends.
(1 October 2019)

Jeanna:
I don't know where else to go to ask this?
(1 October 2019)

Jeanna:
I don't know why though and it bothers me.
(1 October 2019)

Jeanna:
I recently noticed though that I get anxious, paranoid and nervous when I do this.
(1 October 2019)

Jeanna:
I'll stay up till 3am doing nothing.
(1 October 2019)

Jeanna:
So I love staying up on my phone past my bedtime doing basically anything even though I'm not allowed to.
(1 October 2019)

Louann:
Please rank them both from 1-10?
(30 September 2019)

Maura:
Legally can't have sex until you're 18?!?!?
(30 September 2019)