An Irish baby boy

An Irishman was drinking in a pub in London when he gets a call on his cell phone. He orders drinks for everybody in the bar as he announces his wife has just produced a typical Irish baby boy weighin
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Harriett:
SEX IS WRONG AND NASTY, IT HAS NO PURPOSE AND I WILL BE ALONE FOREVER.
(10 November 2019)

Harriett:
I WILL BE ALONE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.
(10 November 2019)

Harriett:
EVERYONE wants to kill me and I NEED TO DIE.
(10 November 2019)

Harriett:
Never been on a date and I never will, all women hate me.
(10 November 2019)

Sha:
Boy Questions?
(10 November 2019)

Sha:
I'm only 17, and he's 18 and we never actually met each other we have mutual friends that are trying to set us up.
(10 November 2019)

Sha:
Ok a boy called me beautiful and said that he could see me sitting with him in 10 years with a bunch of children in the yard.
(10 November 2019)

Ossie:
I am happy to meet over coffee sometime if you would like.
(10 November 2019)

Ossie:
It's good we are both clear Him - Yes, absolutely.
(10 November 2019)

Ossie:
I am going with the flow, want something substantial though but taking it easy Me - Yea I think we're different.
(10 November 2019)