There's no shark so big I can't jump it

I sold off all the stock I had in the company I used to work for . Now time to buy the drug boat of my dreams ![image2]My old employer did the thing a lot of sleazy corporations do where they invest
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Joslyn:
How do I ask my wife if she pooped in my mouth?
(4 January 2020)

Joslyn:
I really don't know who else it could have been.
(4 January 2020)

Joslyn:
We have no pets or children in the house and there's no signs we were broken into or anything.
(4 January 2020)

Joslyn:
I woke up this morning and this giant piece of poop was hanging out of my mouth.
(4 January 2020)

Joslyn:
I don't really know what could have happened.
(4 January 2020)

Quiana:
Did her friend probably cockblock me or am I just being paranoid?
(4 January 2020)

Wendi:
I let my step-sister sneaked out and now I'm in trouble?
(4 January 2020)

Wendi:
I don't want to fight her and I don't want my dad to hate me either.
(4 January 2020)

Wendi:
I've never been in charge of her before (it's a long story) and I'm not that close with my dad and I feel so guilty rn.
(4 January 2020)

Wendi:
She's 17, I'm 20. What should I do?
(4 January 2020)