Cautiously Optimistic - WOW

I'm hoping that my Oklahoma Sooners are able to secure a win today. I won't be happy, satisfied until OU has at least a 4 to 5 touchdown lead!!Boomer SoonerWOW - how in the hell did that just happen?
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Soon:
He doesnt hold her hand or say I love you like he used to.
(1 August 2016)

Soon:
But now, Steve has become ignorant.
(1 August 2016)

Soon:
She was going to kill herself, when she started dating (lets call him Steve). Steve was always nice to her.
(1 August 2016)

Soon:
Her parents got divorced and she felt like it was her fault.
(1 August 2016)

Soon:
I am 14, my friend is 13. So, my friend, when she was in third grade, was hoing through some bad times.
(1 August 2016)

Hee:
Why don t I feel the need to poop?
(1 August 2016)

Hee:
In fact as I write this, I haven t pooped in around 6 days and I haven t felt the need to but I almost feel like I should have by now?
(1 August 2016)

Hee:
I feel like I don t feel the need to poop enough.
(1 August 2016)

Roberta:
Have you heard of a girl who was more desperate than this?
(1 August 2016)

Roberta:
She wants me to date her very badly. -I'm a 21 year old virgin -I've never had a girlfriend -I'm pretty socially awkward She sounds pretty desperate don't you think?
(1 August 2016)