~~~ Murphys laws

A friend sent me these "Laws" . They gave me a laugh, so I thought I would share them. Sometimes, I think life is too serious. Wouldn't be nice to have a place you can go to, close out the Adult wo
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Ilene:
That, with college starting in 2 weeks, caused him to break up with me. (Today marks 3 weeks of being single AS WELL AS no contact.) He didn't want to break up, but he said it needed to be done.
(10 August 2016)

Ilene:
We were so in love with each other, but hit a little bit of turbulence.
(10 August 2016)

Ilene:
My boyfriend and I were together for 1 year.
(10 August 2016)

Lee:
What to do about my friend?
(10 August 2016)

Lee:
I get why she would be upset but why at me if its a situation I can't control?
(10 August 2016)

Lee:
It's a situation I can't control and she is getting pissed at me?
(10 August 2016)

Lee:
Why is she getting mad at me like it's my fault I can't go?
(10 August 2016)

Lee:
I told my friend and she ignored me, like i saw her getting online and seeing my messages and ignoring me.
(10 August 2016)

Lee:
Then the next time i saw my dad (parents are split) he thought it was a hypothetical situation and said no.
(10 August 2016)

Lee:
I asked my mom and she said yes.
(10 August 2016)