Ugly Mofos I'd still shag or My Gross Fucking List

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Bree:
I didn't really want her to be my bridesmaid because I'm not close to her at all.
(12 August 2016)

Bree:
My fiance wants his brother to be in our wedding.
(12 August 2016)

Kimberlie:
Why does my best friend hate herself?!?
(12 August 2016)

Kimberlie:
She thinks she is ugly and wants to be like me but I think that she is perfect just the ways she is.
(12 August 2016)

Kimberlie:
But the thing is, we live in the same area, we have the same amount of rights, and I have no more privileges than her.
(12 August 2016)

Kimberlie:
My best friend says she wants to be white, beautiful, and privileged like me.
(12 August 2016)

Ilda:
Would it be bad if I see other people while she has a boyfriend, but if they break up maybe consider hooking up with her?
(12 August 2016)

Ilda:
I started talking to other girls, but if she breaks up with her boyfriend would it be wrong if I tried to win her over?
(12 August 2016)

Ilda:
We're really close and she has feelings for me, i used to be sad that she picked another guy over me.
(12 August 2016)

Renita:
If you were pregnant, can you have symptoms 5 days after sex?
(12 August 2016)