Please Leave a Message After the Tone - BEEEEEEEEEEP

If you called my home phone today, you’d likely here a message like that. If you’re old enough, you’ll recognize it as a typical answering machine message, and if you’re even older you rememb
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Shenika:
A friend I really like told me to pretend like nothing happened when I asked her out and told her how I felt and she rejected me saying she's not looking for anybody right now.
(13 December 2016)

Tanna:
She randomly sent me this and none of this is true at all. What should I do about it? Time to move on?
(13 December 2016)

Tanna:
Don't text me or try to get in contact with me ever again, this is good bye.
(13 December 2016)

Celena:
My friend is really annoying me..?
(13 December 2016)

Celena:
Actual help because its so hard for me to say no or to say i dont want to talk.
(13 December 2016)

Fidelia:
How long to wait to see if im pregnant from a morning after pill?
(13 December 2016)

Fidelia:
I took a test and it was negative but how do i know if its a false negative or not. how long should i wait until i should go to the doctor for a blood test.
(13 December 2016)

Fidelia:
Should i wait two weeks or more, i know the morning after pill can affect my period but i do not know usually how much it will affect, a week or more?
(13 December 2016)

Vanda:
Is it funny that my friend is 33 black and a gang member from LA with tattoos on his face and plays Mario on a game boy?
(13 December 2016)

Tomeka:
Is it funny or dumb bcuz I lafd laugh at my friend because he's black,tall and has gang tattoos on his face and plays Mario on a game boy?
(13 December 2016)