Being fake or hypocritical?

Today after waking up, I wouldn't meet someone's eyes thrice. It was the second time we met and he insisted on me staying over when I said it was late. It was one of those vanilla things where I let a
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Lela:
Basically detailing some of their times together.
(26 January 2017)

Lela:
A note she had written about another guy.
(26 January 2017)

Lela:
Go to notes to make a note of it and I find something.
(26 January 2017)

Lela:
I watch some youtube and decide I like this song and wanted to save it for later.
(26 January 2017)

Lela:
Little later I was grabbing the remote and I find my girlfriends iPad, which is always around and has no security on it.
(26 January 2017)

Lela:
My phone is about to die but I don t want to go upstairs and get the charger.
(26 January 2017)

Lela:
I still don t feel great and I m just sitting downstairs watching TV.
(26 January 2017)

Lela:
So queue a Saturday after being out sick for an entire week.
(26 January 2017)

Haydee:
I threatened to kill his family if he did not date me and he wont respond, so i went to the boys locker room and stole his sweaty underwear but thats all i have :((( help?
(26 January 2017)

Terese:
I'm 21 I want to move out but don't think my parents will let me?
(26 January 2017)