Smart Ass Saturday

Happy Saturday Ya'll and today I am in a very SMART ASS kind of mood so here is some funny and smart ass stuff to make you get a good laugh..Enjoy!!!! [image1].............Hungry?[image2]...........
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Shantelle:
My fiance and I will have been together for 9 years on our wedding day, we have two kids and live a married life.
(3 January 2017)

Berniece:
Help Me Find My Father?
(3 January 2017)

Berniece:
He needs to pay back money for Child Support.
(3 January 2017)

Berniece:
Are there any websites or something that can help find him?
(3 January 2017)

Berniece:
He is hiding from us with his family, and we need to find him.
(3 January 2017)

Berniece:
I had a father and he did some pretty bad things to my mother when I was a baby that really affects us.
(3 January 2017)

Kendall:
Plan B HELP!?
(3 January 2017)

Kendall:
If you take plan B but have unprotected sex about 20 minutes afterward for 5 minutes without him cumming will you still be ok?
(3 January 2017)

Debra:
He also yells my name in the hallway and pretends it wasn't him.
(3 January 2017)

Madison:
My husband is denying our son. Should I give into a DNA test?
(3 January 2017)