I guess we are doing it all Wrong

I got a good laugh out of this guy and just had to share. Mind you, we have been on Meelp since it was a small regional site. RoundRockTexas Hi! I am new to this site and looking for fun couples. I
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Chrystal:
I guess it's because I connected with them somehow and they made me smile.
(14 March 2017)

Chrystal:
But there are a few people that aren't necessarily my friends but could've been if I've seen them a lot more often.
(14 March 2017)

Mandy:
My girlfriend is insanely clingy?
(14 March 2017)

Mandy:
She says that's who she is but it isn't . She makes it seem like I'm her life support or something it's cute and I love it and her but I wish she'd be a bit less dependent on me. what to do?
(14 March 2017)

Mandy:
We've been together for 3 years long distance.
(14 March 2017)

Dominga:
How do i stop competing with my friends? how to be more grateful?
(14 March 2017)

Dominga:
It's hard for me to keep friends because of this reason.
(14 March 2017)

Dominga:
In addition, I'm very calculated when I interact with people, I only want them to see me in my best light.
(14 March 2017)

Dominga:
I've considered seeing a psychiatrist because my thoughts and feelings when confronted with someone I perceive to be better than me can get pretty intense and interfere with my productivity and quality of life.
(14 March 2017)

Dominga:
We are both in university, if that's important.
(14 March 2017)