Monday Funnies!!!

"Doc, I think my son has gonorrhea," a patient told his urologist on the phone. "The only woman he's screwed is our maid.""Ok, don't be hard on him. He's just a kid," the medic soothed. "Get him in he
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Rosario:
My period is due today but I'm not cramping or anything I usually do, but I also have zero pregnancy symptoms.
(13 March 2017)

Rosario:
My boyfriend and I had sex twice this month and we didn't use a condom for the first little bit but then put one on way before he finished.
(13 March 2017)

Rosario:
I took my birth control this month perfectly however I have been extremely stressed out.
(13 March 2017)

Chia:
Latina i am white male who wants latina wife ..latinas please give me some tips on how to date latina goddess...?we both attend same college?
(13 March 2017)

Thea:
A girl drunk texted me just after i broke up with my girlfriend?
(13 March 2017)

Thea:
I haven't heard from her since then...should i wait to get in touch with her....or should she start the conversation again?
(13 March 2017)

Thea:
She texted me late as we were both going out with separate groups of friends....she said she was embarrassed the next day....but i said it was ok.
(13 March 2017)

Laveta:
Would you say this isn't a good mom?
(13 March 2017)

Laveta:
Am I being unreasonable or is it understandable me being upset with her?
(13 March 2017)

Laveta:
I feel like I got abandoned by my mother though cause she would leave me at home alone for long periods of time while she was with the guy.
(13 March 2017)