What is your Function?

In coding the if, the and, the also;when programming the variables, the arrays,it is the functions that set the timing and agendas,the direction of the actors, when they're up on stage,zeros and ones,
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Lavern:
I find myself drinking a lot more than usual.
(5 March 2017)

Barbar:
Yes or no..Natalya and Felicia are sexy names?
(5 March 2017)

Maryann:
Would a 34 year old teacher date a 22 year old former student?
(5 March 2017)

Maryann:
She's 30. When I graduate college in 4 years, would it be OK for me to give it a shot if she's still single?
(5 March 2017)

Maryann:
I'm currently an 18 year old guy, and have a crush on a teacher I had last year.
(5 March 2017)

Felice:
What dating websites link to Facebook in order to sign up?
(5 March 2017)

Suzy:
She wants me to reconsider after I ended our friendship?
(5 March 2017)

Julienne:
Help i just found out my dad abused my mom.?
(5 March 2017)

Julienne:
I mean now my mom and dad are good they seem happy together like theyve looked past that idk I need some advice i really dont know what to do.. should i confront my dad about this?
(5 March 2017)

Margie:
My kids are complaining about living with the custodial parent, talking suicide..?
(5 March 2017)