stoned thoughts

just got two messages saying "will you be our valentine? enter our contest"lol.. the first thing i thought of was a booty shot with a heart half and half on both cheeks....then i thought....what would
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Palma:
I had an idea to steal the drugs and put them on the table so my mom would find them, and make him think he misplaced him there.
(11 May 2017)

Palma:
He told me that if I told my mom, he'd strangle me.
(11 May 2017)

Palma:
Earlier today I found out my dad sells drugs.
(11 May 2017)

Rochel:
What does it mean when your guy friend who ve you ve known for 2 years, starts squeezing your should every time he passes by with his gf?
(11 May 2017)

Rochel:
He recently started doing squeezing my shoulder and never did it before.
(11 May 2017)

Rochel:
He does it when his gf is in front him not paying attention or when she leaves.
(11 May 2017)

Colette:
A stress-free life. :) ok maybe not everyone is happier but many women can be happier, not married like me.
(11 May 2017)

Colette:
Single women can be free & not have to fight all the time.
(11 May 2017)

Armida:
How did I get so lucky?
(11 May 2017)

Armida:
Seriously how did I get to be so lucky ?
(11 May 2017)