Outrageous Come On Lines

Let me list a few outragious come on lines I've used over the years. Some times when women are in a highly target rich environment they get very picky. So sending an instant message saying wanna fuc
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Niesha:
Despite their aggrsssive parenting techniques I've never really been protected from anything.
(5 July 2017)

Niesha:
My parents barely let me hang out with people without careful screening, and even me trying to drive by myself to CVS becomes a heated debate.
(5 July 2017)

Niesha:
My mom is terrified of the world, and has a fear of travelling abroad and screamed at me when I mentioned the idea.
(5 July 2017)

Niesha:
When I'm shopping with my parents they won't let me do much as walk to the store next to the one they are in.
(5 July 2017)

Niesha:
Sometimes I think my mom tries to make me look bad, because every time I feel cute in an outfit my mom doesn't like it and when I feel gross my parents think I look great.
(5 July 2017)

Niesha:
They spend a lot of their time giving me shitty advice.
(5 July 2017)

Niesha:
I'm now vacationing with my parents and every time I spend chunks of time alone with them I become irritated.
(5 July 2017)

Niesha:
I'm headed to an Ivy League next year so I'm not sure how I'm lazy.
(5 July 2017)

Niesha:
I feel like every time I'm home all they do is complain about how I'm 5 pounds heavier than I should be, how lazy I am, etc.
(5 July 2017)

Niesha:
After being home for 2 days I was already sick of them.
(5 July 2017)