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So what exactly is an Ambushed Paddington? Here's the definition from the Urban Dictionary:"As you are about to finish having sex with a woman, you pull out and instead cream all over her favorite ted
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Georgetta:
Im pragant with twins, my syde chick wanna get it in tonite but im worryd my bbies will get pragnant with their own set of twins?
(11 September 2017)

Ermelinda:
What is your opinion on making an 8 yr old and a 12 yr old doing thier homework as soon as they arrive home from school?
(11 September 2017)

Ermelinda:
They eat a snack and then it is homework time.
(11 September 2017)

Carolina:
My friends ditched me and didn t tell me they were going out!!?
(11 September 2017)

Carolina:
How should I act towards the girl who celebrated her birthday?
(11 September 2017)

Carolina:
My friends didn t tell me cause they know I m rarely on Facebook and they thought they could get away with this.
(11 September 2017)

Carolina:
I found out because I saw pictures on Facebook.
(11 September 2017)

Carolina:
One of my friends celebrated her birthday last week and didn t even think to invited me, but she invited some other girl including all my other. 5 friends.
(11 September 2017)

Carolina:
I belong to a group of six friends we are all seventeen.
(11 September 2017)

Leda:
Wh a t up?
(11 September 2017)