I Didn't Expect That Reaction Lol

I'm in a bit of a smartass mood. It's quite common to get messages from men that are far away, one that I got tonight was a guy in Flordia, so clearly no lol. His message was this, I have never seen o
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Nickole:
I have a Narcissistic Mother she treats me badly when I look nice cause she's jealous of me she never bought nice stuff for me to look good?
(31 October 2017)

Nickole:
Any advice in my horrible mother?
(31 October 2017)

Nickole:
I'm only 19 College freshman with STRAIGHT A's and she's trying to make me fail College.
(31 October 2017)

Nickole:
She's 39 and acts like young College student and tried to dress 19. She judges me like do this and that or else you'll be a 39 year old loser on welfare.
(31 October 2017)

Nickole:
And feels happy when she looks better at me.
(31 October 2017)

Jessie:
He's acting kind of casual about not using protection but I'm still just kind of confused..
(30 October 2017)

Sharla:
Guy didn't use a condom during sex?
(30 October 2017)

Sharla:
I have also been tested and have nothing, and he said he doesn't have anything either.
(30 October 2017)

Sharla:
I'm not worried about STDs either because he doesn't sleep around, and I know like 20 people he knows and have mentioned liking him and they would tell me if he had something.
(30 October 2017)

Sharla:
So I was visiting college and hooked up with this guy who I have known for years and had always had a crush on.
(30 October 2017)