Ancient 'Mad Libs' Papyri Contain Evil Spells of Sex and Subjugation

Ancient, magical spells of love, subjugation and sex: It may sound like a "Game of Thrones" episode, but these evildoings are also found on two recently deciphered papyri from Egypt dating to around 1
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Naida:
I can't reach orgasm with my boyfriend?
(10 February 2018)

Naida:
I'm also afraid I'm showing that I'm not enjoying it that it would hurt him.
(10 February 2018)

Naida:
We tried so many positions but it doesn't work for me.
(10 February 2018)

Cinthia:
I couldn't have a orgasim during intercourse?
(10 February 2018)

Cinthia:
Hopefully you guys could give me some advice, thanks.
(10 February 2018)

Cinthia:
It really bothered my and I ended up asking my dad for advise and he just said I did nothing wrong, that it was probably her fault.
(10 February 2018)

Cinthia:
My friends blame me because I was just really nervous and I smoked 2 blunts to help calm my nerves which really didn't help, probably made things worst but my other friend said it was probably because I am used to using my hand instead of a vagina.
(10 February 2018)

Cinthia:
The whole thing was really awkward.
(10 February 2018)

Cinthia:
As soon as I started touching myself it took me less then a minute.
(10 February 2018)

Cinthia:
We were at it for almost 2 hours so I didn't blame her.
(10 February 2018)