Sailor and the hooker. A joke.

A Sailor just finish a nine month cruise, pulled into home port and went to the cat house. He went to the manager an said, I want your toughest woman and two beers. Five minutes later a gorgeous blond
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Debby:
I have a strong desire to have another serious relationship soon, but the thought of it also repulses me at the same time.
(26 May 2018)

Debby:
I am over it for the most part and have been casually dating here and there.
(26 May 2018)

Debby:
I've been doing a lot of thinking about relationships since my last serious relationship ended.
(26 May 2018)

Miki:
Inverted penis?
(26 May 2018)

Kattie:
How do I move on from my ex when we have a baby together?
(26 May 2018)

Kattie:
So this is extra hard on me daily.
(26 May 2018)

Kattie:
He lives right next door to my house BTW.
(26 May 2018)

Kattie:
How can I completely cut him off when we have a child together.
(26 May 2018)

Kattie:
Even though he's abusive and very disrespectful towards me, I love him.
(26 May 2018)

Kattie:
He lies and lies for no reason at all.
(26 May 2018)