Tip for the Resident Bitch

Once upon a time, there was a little bird who waited too long to fly south for the winter. The chill rains and snow came and he realized the better get his tail feathers in gear and fly south. But the
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Arianne:
Apparently he thought I was crazy, but I thought it would be funny to troll and request his friends on Facebook.
(2 September 2018)

Arianne:
I had a fling with a guy and met his friends.
(2 September 2018)

Luna:
Why you tailgate me whenever I slow down?
(2 September 2018)

Luna:
You know how disrespectful that is?
(2 September 2018)

Ardelia:
Girlfriend's bday is coming up and I need advice on what to get her?!?
(2 September 2018)

Ardelia:
I am not yet in the United States,I am in Japan (I am a Marine). I will be coming home in 10 days.
(2 September 2018)

Ardelia:
Unfortunately I can't go there with her because here's the thing.
(2 September 2018)

Ardelia:
I was gonna get her that tablet until I saw last night a lovely shop which sells handmade earrings and necklaces.
(2 September 2018)

Ardelia:
We are 19. She mentioned a few months ago that she liked those tiny tablets.
(2 September 2018)

Ardelia:
I have to decide what to get her.
(2 September 2018)