Sex on the edge

Last week much-loved comedy film-maker Christopher Guest visited the UK, which prompted me to recall a snatch of dialogue from his best-known film This is Spinal Tap, which is loosely connected to the
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Mozella:
He got really upset and was crying saying he was going to really miss me etc.
(18 October 2018)

Mozella:
I had some news that I really had to tell him about a new job offering abroad beginning in Jan 2019. At the end of the night I told him.
(18 October 2018)

Mozella:
We had a couple of drinks and ended up kissing each other loads of times.
(18 October 2018)

Mozella:
A few nights ago I went to a club with my friend.
(18 October 2018)

Lela:
How to friend zone someone without hurting them?
(18 October 2018)

Lela:
So I know this girl for 4 years now, we are good friends, but I just see her as a friend and she s not my type, She really likes me, I know how getting friend zoned feels like, so how can I friend zone her without hurting her feelings, thanks.
(18 October 2018)

Stella:
Gardening work came up?
(18 October 2018)

Stella:
She asked me why she cant just go drive for Uber and Lyft... And I told her, because we need to do different things.. we can't be competitors living in the same house with the same bills to pay.
(18 October 2018)

Stella:
I continue to drive for Uber and lyft, and sell tee shirts on Amazon.. You go do something that you're good at, like working for US Lawns.. and we'll be alright.
(18 October 2018)

Stella:
I said that it may be a downgrade.. But in our situation, where both of our parents are dead, and none of us have rosy stories and backgrounds.. and we need each other... We need secure jobs.
(18 October 2018)