Lying Liars Who Lie Through Their Lying Holes

Just had to share something that my work husband shared with me this morning. He's on every dating/booty call app out there and so he can relate to stories of meeting flakes and liars. I think I
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Kylee:
I put a note in my crushs locker and it has my number, but no name, on it.
(3 October 2019)

Jenny:
But he also flirts and talks to and screws other girls.
(3 October 2019)

Jenny:
He also comes up with reasons to talk to me and literally came up to me and joked around.
(3 October 2019)

Jenny:
He also gets super quiet and gets annoyed if he sees me talking to other guys and will ignore me for like a day.
(3 October 2019)

Jenny:
This guy is always looking at me and will tell me good morning most mornings in the hallways.
(3 October 2019)

Kendall:
On Playmoss, how do I know when someone has liked one of my playlists?
(3 October 2019)

Kendall:
Is there a place where I can see my number of likes and do I get some kind of notification or email when I get a like?
(3 October 2019)

Leanora:
What would you like me to ask you?
(3 October 2019)

Odessa:
How to go about telling a guy your period is late?
(3 October 2019)

Odessa:
I'll probably just make it short and see what he says, I just got nervous and thought asking the question would help.
(3 October 2019)