There's no shark so big I can't jump it

I sold off all the stock I had in the company I used to work for . Now time to buy the drug boat of my dreams ![image2]My old employer did the thing a lot of sleazy corporations do where they invest
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Jae:
The last test I took was was an early detection test.
(26 April 2020)

Jae:
I took all the tests with first morning urine.
(26 April 2020)

Jae:
I've taken 4 pregnancy tests between March 30th and April 18th and they all came out negative.
(26 April 2020)

Jae:
I've had a few symptoms like frequent urination and bloating in my belly but those things arent out of the ordinary for me.
(26 April 2020)

Jae:
My last sexual encounter was March 12th and since then i've missed my period for march and this month it hasnt shown up and April is almost over with.
(26 April 2020)

Deanne:
Do Americans all Brazilian women are sluts?
(26 April 2020)

Lennie:
I know it isn't safe...but what are the best excuses to leave the house?
(26 April 2020)

Lennie:
I don't want my parents to die at ALL but I really would like to take advantage of this opportunity.
(26 April 2020)

Lennie:
If it is really a HUGE risk... let me know.
(26 April 2020)

Lennie:
What should I tell them if I plan on visiting my BFF?
(26 April 2020)