Lamest Excuse to Cancel a Date

Have you ever agreed to go on a date with someone but later regretted it.... and then had to come up an excuse to cancel ??? Well.... I can't wait to hear some of these excuses you guys have giv
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Patricia:
She got mad just because I spend time with another female.
(20 April 2019)

Ladonna:
Living separately while married?
(20 April 2019)

Ladonna:
So my question is, can we still be married and have our (first) baby if we dont live together.
(20 April 2019)

Ladonna:
I dont want to bother him anymore so I think it would be best for me to move out permanently.
(20 April 2019)

Ladonna:
He said we're still together but he doesn't want to live with me ever again.
(20 April 2019)

Ladonna:
I have apologized but he's still mad.
(20 April 2019)

Ladonna:
He told me pack bags because he doesn't want to live with me anymore.
(20 April 2019)

Ladonna:
He snapped and yelled at me and told me to get out of the house because I'm annoying.
(20 April 2019)

Ladonna:
But pregnant me kept crying, bothering him and pulling the blankets begging him to talk to me.
(20 April 2019)

Ladonna:
We were arguing 3 days ago and he stopped talking and said he just wanted to sleep.
(20 April 2019)