Lying Liars Who Lie Through Their Lying Holes

Just had to share something that my work husband shared with me this morning. He's on every dating/booty call app out there and so he can relate to stories of meeting flakes and liars. I think I
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Rosanne:
HELP i don't know?
(3 October 2019)

Rosanne:
I think this boy likes me how do I find out without asking anyone?
(3 October 2019)

Kati:
So medical marijuana doesn't get me high at all, just makes me feel bad. I've smoked stuff with friends that has gotten me stoned asf?
(3 October 2019)

Eugene:
Why do husbands always tell their wife's friend that she's beautiful, and we do they always get caught hugging her?
(3 October 2019)

Eugene:
And why do they always say they never finished it with her?
(3 October 2019)

Sallie:
My girlfriend doesn't get wet for sex?
(3 October 2019)

Sallie:
I no longer can get hard like I used too.
(3 October 2019)

Sallie:
I think we may be losing sexual attraction for each other.
(3 October 2019)

Tiffaney:
Chair for child on feeding tube?
(3 October 2019)

Tiffaney:
With Autism, many do not like change.
(3 October 2019)